Got this from Jackbatty.com

Ive now added my fav books to my fav CDs and fav DVDs. It currently stands at two; Robert Rankin, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse - Im waiting for this in paperback as I dont like hardbacks but ive read his other books and theyre hilarious; William Gibson, Pattern Recognition - Also waiting for this in paper back but this is the original cyperpunk, Neuromancer, say no more.
Ive also consolidated the previous two blocks for CDs and DVDs in the sidebar to just one which is randomly one of the three (CDs, DVDs and books) and then of course randomly chooses one of those from the selection. This apart from removing the need for three(!) sections, reduces the size (k) of the page.

Sign the petition.

Possibly, possibly not - doesnt tell you much though. Although it does show the rumoured ‘Piles’.

Finally the new Apple iPod is released. Ive ordered my 15gig one and cant wait for the iTunes Store to work here in the UK. Ive browsed it and was pleased to find some of my favourite but lesser known bands there (Insane Clown Posse, Jurassic 5 etc). So YAY!!!!

I just got the new Jam DVD from Chris Morris,

300+ minutes of disgusting bits, one crashing airliner, eight tonnes of geese and a 50ft plutonium bum.

I also got Family Guy Series 1 and 2 hehe.

Checkout A frightened boy at rathergood.com, mad crazy crazy mad shit.

Another one of my favourite writers, here is Robert Rankins Official Robert Rankin Fan Club - Sproutlore.

Just discovered William Gibsons blog - the writer of Neuromancer (can you say Matrix anyone). Hes got a new book out called Pattern Recognition, I dont know when it came out but I shall have to have a look for it.

Heres some movies ive aquired or made over the last years.
Cropcircle - this is a classic movie of cropcircle in the process of being made.
Cylinders 1 - this is the first of two movies I made with Strata Studio Pro, yes its shite but hey.
Cylinders 2 - this is the second of the two movies I made, this was also with Strata Studio Pro and is slightly less shite.

I scanned this from Fortean Times magazine years ago. As far as im aware its not been photoshopped in anyway.

This is another one of those clever movies where Blair and Bush are put on funny audio. Its quite good actually.

Im a sad git.
My blogger code is

B2 d+ t+ k s+ u- f i o x — e- l- c

…but I dont know wthat the hell it means.

From BBC News.

Former Iraqi Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz - a high-profile figure in the ousted regime - is being held by American forces, US Central Command says.

Blimey, whos next.

Seems my previous rant was completely unfounded. So if you are 80.0.191.8 update your sever as youre infected.

Ive just had aganders at my error_log for my webserver (Apache on Mac OSX, remember that for later) and 80.0.191.8 is some script kiddie twat who has been trying to hack me.

Traceroute
Traceroute has started …
traceroute to 80.0.191.8 (80.0.191.8), 30 hops max, 40 byte packets
1 10.75.0.1 (10.75.0.1) 36.733 ms 23.385 ms 12.257 ms
2 cos-t2cam1-b-ge-wan44-109.inet.ntl.com (80.3.162.145) 75.019 ms 45.324 ms 15.496 ms
3 cos-t2core-b-ge-wan61.inet.ntl.com (80.3.161.133) 9.248 ms 24.538 ms 47.456 ms
4 gfd-bb-b-so-210-0.inet.ntl.com (62.253.188.253) 26.032 ms 47.629 ms 132.088 ms
5 bre-bb-a-so-000-0.inet.ntl.com (213.105.172.149) 51.807 ms 61.259 ms 28.366 ms
6 wat-t2core-a-pos42.inet.ntl.com (62.253.184.210) 20.913 ms 65.075 ms 25.4 ms
7 wat-t2cam1-a-ge-wan31.inet.ntl.com (80.3.1.6) 27.493 ms 13.077 ms 21.384 ms
8 ubr01watf-ge10.inet.ntl.com (80.3.2.2) 17.155 ms 16.742 ms 42.996 ms
9 public1-watf1-3-cust8.watf.broadband.ntl.com (80.0.191.8) 449.269 ms 290.595 ms 203.756 ms

Its some kind of Windows script

[Thu Apr 24 19:16:56 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/scripts/root.exe

[Thu Apr 24 19:16:57 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/MSADC/root.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:16:57 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/c/winnt/system32/cmd.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:16:58 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/d/winnt/system32/cmd.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:16:59 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/scripts/..%5c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:17:00 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/_vti_bin/..%5c../..%5c../..%5c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:17:01 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/scripts/..�../winnt/system32/cmd.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:17:03 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/scripts/..��../winnt/system32/cmd.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:17:04 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/scripts/..��../winnt/system32/cmd.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:17:06 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/scripts/..%5c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe
[Thu Apr 24 19:17:06 2003] [error] [client 80.0.191.8] File does not exist: /Library/WebServer/Documents/scripts/..%2f../winnt/system32/cmd.exe

So as im on a mac I obviously dont have .exe files. That is just a short portion of the LOADS they have tried. Twat.

Enigmo is eViL.

These are the playing cards the US made up for the most wanted of the old regime. Some of them are quite bizzare, like the King of Clubs, Izzat Ibrahaim Al-Duri, RCC Vice Chairman - who has a ginger tash and appears to looks like WWII British ‘jolly-good-chap’.

*Pic no longer available*

From BBC, well I think its good that theres a protest, even if it is asking coalition troops to leave. I couldnt see this happening under Saddam.

From BBC, a winner from Boys and Girls is to be extradited to Ireland. From what ive seen of the show theyre all twats anyway so id like to say im surprised but….

From the BBC. The madness continues.

Well, im not football fan but as I was born in Portsmouth id better mention that Pompey are in the Premiership next year. First time in 20odd years. How long theyll stay there I dont know though.

Please, please, please!

My new alternative stylesheets seem to crash Camino (well on my Mac they do). I dont know why, as the site i got it from doesnt.

Is ready, im downloading and trying it now.