somefoolwitha.com ...since 2002

i wonder how much it cost to make that advert... but i suppose the bloke get the point across what CILLIT BANG!!!!!!! actually does

Cillit Bang - yea right
Anagram of ALL BITING C
Bet you get it now

Thought this was a joke. Oh please tell me if it is. If this product actually exists then I WANT IT!!!

i can do better than offer you product - I can offer you an unofficial CILLIT BANG T-SHIRT !!

i have been enthused by the hype and am getting 100 screen printed - big bottle on the front and "barry scott" slogan on the back - it's the coolest pience of clothing you'll ever own.

see them at
http://www.geocities.com/rogue_bodyshaker/

contact me at cillitbang@hotmail.com

BANG - GET YOUR T-SHIRT!!!

Tried everywhere to buy Cillit Bang , Where the hell can you find it?

Cany you actually buy the f***ing stuff????

I sent my mucker to Tesco's, LOL he spent 30mins looking for it

I have just bought a nice mauve bottle of Cillit Bang in Sainsburys in Apsley in Hemel Hempstead, Herts. I was so excited I didn't even bother to look at the cost!

My T.V has no picture only sound.......I thought it was an advert for Guy Fawkes night, I wen't round to my mates for a natter, when suddenly I'm blown away with his nicam stereo speakers......

Booming out

!! Cillit Bang!!

I get paid at the end of the month, so I'm investing in some Cillit Bang.

Im also calling my possee "The Cillit Bang" Gang.

Cheers

Des

I am the proud leader of The "Cillit Bang" Gang.

Has anyone found any yet? I reckon its been a joke.... maybe

Cillit Bang

Is the way to go, i had to get some £2.29 at my local Morrisons store, does it work, you bet, but then who cares? I think a Cillit Bang songwould make Christmas number one!!

No Brand name for this stuff guys?...who makes and Karina ...it ain't in Scottish Sainsbury's.... I am a confessed clean phobic type.. and boleave me if it was out there I would 'ave it!!!!!...keep you posted if I find it....... Boi Boi

~~ Why OH Why would you get rust from a PLASTIC hose maaaaaaaaaaan ~~

CILLIT BANG EXISTS CHECK IT OUT

AND CILLIT BANG EXISTS AT ASDA

AND I'M CLEANING ALL MY PENNIES

http://www.asda.com/asda_shop/sys/web_sys01_b_initialise.jsp

GOT IT!!!!! Somerfield.....Glasgow........boi boi

arghhhhh but have you bought or seen the new KABOOM the bathroom cleaner that removes limescale etc. it does work!!

I have hunted everywhere in Hampshire for Cillit Bang and I can't find it!!

I have looked in Asda at Lower Earley, Tesco at Caversham and Sainsbury at Taplow. No one has it. Where can you buy this stuff in Berkshire??

we are the biggest fans of CILLIT BANG!!! we want t-shirts! can we join the cillit bang gang? cillit bang rocks our world!

i have cillit bang t-shirts.

and an uber-cool cillit bang screensaver - email me and i'll send it to you.

check out
www.geocities.com/rogue_bodyshaker

cillitbang@hotmail.com

barry scott

You can buy it I have seen it in the shops, as soon as I have enough money I will get a life time subscription so my dick is extra clean when I start to wash it with CILLIT BANG!

Please tell me where I can buy some of this amazing stuff- I can't find it anywhere!

Dear readers,

Cillit Bang is only a syllable away from a very, very, rude expression. (Think about it!)
Do you still trust it?
How can dirty be clean?

Hi Has anyone actually tried drinking this stuff? it made me feel like I'd had six Glasgow shandies then my mouth went numb. All of a sudden I was talking out of sync with my mouth and everyday products filled me with euphoria. I also kept repeating the same words over and over.I also kept repeating the same words over and over. I also kept repeating the same words OVER AND OVER BUT INCREASINGLY LOUDER! Cilit Bang! Better than a Nightfull of Glasgow Shandies!

I work for Sainsburys, and have had a thousand enquiries for CILLIT BANG !!
If it isnt in your store now it should hopefully be there by Feb 2005 !!
Thats what i was told by head office - So make an appointment in yer calendars and check it out - I only seen the ad for it a few days ago - you ought to hear some of the pronounciations customers call it when asking for it !! hahahaha - rgds Deano

I have just bought a bottle of cillit bang from TESCO in CAVERSHAM!!!! It cost £2.39. It is bloody good stuff.... did my bathroom taps and the top end of the bath where you get that awful limescale stain.... they are all good as new now. Hurry down there, not many left.

WIN A FREE CILLIT BANG T-SHIRT !

Hi - I have a load of Cillit Bang t-shirts printed, and I'm going to give one away free as a prize.

Take or create a picture about Cillit Bang, add a caption (up to 15 words) and send it to me here at cillitbang@hotmail.com.

It could be funny, poignant, sexy, irreverent, arty, or a gritty portrayal of one man's struggle against old pennies. Or even just you and another human sharing a Cillit Bang moment.

All the entries (subject to taste) will be displayed at

www.geocities.com/rogue_bodyshaker

(you can also see/buy the t-shirts here)

Bang - and the shirt is yours!

Barry Scott
cillitbang@hotmail.com

Eher can buy it Bn27 £SN

Cillit Bang has been advertised since May in Greece.. It's a revolution!

Well i aint seen any in Edinburgh, but yes all the people in the big stores know of it.
I acn wait till Feb 2005 for sainsbuy's to get it in! They may be bust by then!
Can anybody email me a bottle plz?
Ta Ta Ra Nooooooooo

I got some in Asda York last night, I cannot wait to get home and try it tonight.

Who the hell is Barry Scott any way? He pronounces his name as though he used to be someone famous! "Hi, I'm Barry Scott!"

Barry Scott is actually Hungarian, his real name is Kovacs Lajos. Incidentally he has different names Europe-wide, in Denmark he's called Jacob Holm. For those Danish-speaking individuals out there here's the media coverage.

it is so heartwarming to discover that i am not alone in my awe of cillit bang. for years (well, a few weeks) i was convinced that the world was oblivious to my feelings. now i know that others speak the name of cillit bang with love and respect and i feel oh so good. keep the cillit spirit alive!

Mikael - Barry Scott is NOT hungarian, he is an English actor. In Denmark you I guess have a dub of the hungarian, but here in England they used a new actor.

I am making a Cillit Bang FAQ - everything you need to know about Cillit Bang! check it out at www.geocities.com/rogue_bodyshaker/faq.htm

Contributions welcome - thanks for that media coverage!

Hey I got a bottle of the famed cleaning juice today from Sainsbury's at Staiton Nr Edinburgh, £2.99... a bargain.
Wow does it clean!!! ???
The bathroom's gleaming but I haven't caught the cat yet to give it its ultimate test... have u seen the rust on cat's paws?
Ta Ra Ra Noooooo again

He IS Hungarian!

Its in the newspapers! although that might not be a guarantee.. I live in France and as far as I know they haven't got it here, so I haven't actually seen the bloody thing. Is there somewhere on the net, that they play it?

I can't find this stuff!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is it

Well I caught the cat today. The Cillit really is wonderful! Its claws sparkle and the pads on its feet are realy clean now too.
However, it started out a tabby and now its gone orange.. powerful stuff.

I'm really impressed but one word of caution... do read the instructiobs on the back. Its melted my grandma's false teethe when i steeped them in a neat solution overnight..
Ah well I now know its limits.

The cillit bang advert is available for download here!
http://www.geocities.com/rogue_bodyshaker/download.htm

also check out updates on my new FAQ page
http://www.geocities.com/rogue_bodyshaker/faq.htm

Bang!

CILLIT BANG IS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!

I have currently purchased 90 cases
and can offer at £1.50 each

anybody interested ?

When I told my friend about the advert I had almsot forgotten the name of Cillit Bang, dubbing it 'Illicit Bang'...well well, if they had only called it that!

Help!I have been searching! I need the "BANG"Hendon,London.

We love you cillit bang. We thought it was fake too, but its not, and we cant wait to clean our pennies. WE LOVE YOU CILLIT BANG!!

Hello all, i am actually Barry Scott, the guy you UK folks have seen on the cillit bang adverts. Yes! I do exist! Yes! You should know who i am. Yes! we have no bananas. No! Judas is alive!

THANK YOU CILLIT BANG

I am Kelly.
January, February, March April May,
They are Kelly.
November is NOT.
The middle months are red and green coracles.
December sits on my windowsill and tells me I should DIE!
I dont listen much,
But i hate my mother
SHE IS KELLY!

I hope y'all like this perdy poem. If so then please comment. My source of inspiration was the delightful cillit bang. I will be performing some more of my favourites in Starbucks, Bognor REgis. Please feel free to join in with the festivities.

Love to all you cillit bang fans!

Periticia Codswallop

EBAY - there's some CILLIT BANG being sold on ebay

Cillit Bang is cheaper at ASDA £2.28. I think they should make John Smith's style carboard cut outs of Barry Scott, he would become a national hero!

cillit bang is a banging cillit. attually what is a cillit i know what a clit is though

cillit bang is a banging cillit. atullay what is a cillit and who is the cillit bang gang cos they are bit to cool

I have found Cillit Bang at Asda in Horwich...cost £2.28
Can't comment on effect as i haven't tried it yet

WHEN WILL WE SEE IT IN THE SHOPS HAVE SEARCHED WALTON ON THAMES AND WEYBRIDGE AND IT IS NOT ON THE SHELFS IN SAINSBURYS TESCO ETC.

I saw it on sale in France but like a fool didn't buy any. No sign of the stuff back home

Searched the whole of Scotland for this product that is advertised so frequently on TV. No sign of it in any shop in the Dunfermline area. Saw the empty space on the shelf in Tesco's in Costorphine were it should have been. Finally found it in the new Tesco extra at Cumbernauld. Even without this success this two storey branch of Tesco's is worth a visit for its huge range of stock.

I found it in Dublin and it's managed to clean a 1904 Penny..
Go Cillit BANG Go!!!

OMG CILLIT BANG REELY WURKS LOL!

CILLIT BANG rules the world. I even wrote a song.

Go, Cillit Bang!!!
You're our washing detergent
Go, Cillit Bang!!!
The stains are urgent

Go, Cillit Bang!!!
You clean away stains
Go, Cillit Bang!!!
Even in the rain

Go, Cillit Bang!!!
You clean stuff up
Go, Cillit Bang!!!
And Fairy liquid sucks

Barry Scott you are God.
I am the official #1 fan of CILLIT BANG!!!!!!!!!

Look, you guys. YOU CAN'T GET IT ON eBay, SO IT DOESN'T EXIST YET....

I got a letter in the post yesterday and this is what it said:

Dear #1 fan of Cillit Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do exist in 70% of Tesco's and I will be out everywhere by February. Oh and tell that fella called Silly Cillit Bang that yes I am 90% alcohol. Keep in touch.

From Cillit Bang

P.S Please can I join the Cillit Bang Gang.

OK I have never seen such a cheesy advert since Barry Bethell and his SLIMFAST PLAN Diet. Would somebody please explain to me how a plastic garden hose can go RUSTY ?. I wholehartedly appologise to mr Whitmore for falling asleep during his Chemistry lessons (or was I wagging it).

Having resigned to the fact that the only limescale remover was elbow grease, and since acid turns calcium into something even harder, I had to go in search of this wonderful stuff. Looked very suspicious on Telly. Was it a scam to download more spyware onto our PCs (it was obvious that we would all turn to the internet)or was it some sinister code?. In my failed search for C.Bang and newfound inspiration I spent nearly £20 on various other products that were pure CILLIT.

where can i buy cilit bang all the tescos have sold out near me.

This stuff really does exist and is brilliant!

No need to go trudging round all the supermarkets, it is now available on ebay.co.uk - you have to get some!

I actually saw some today in a supermarket in london

Where can I get it I need it for my dog

I was very excited this weekend to find that cillit bang is actually pink, the liquid/foamy stuff is actually pink! The simplest things...

Saw the ad, searched in vain, believed what I read on the Blog that it was possibly a fake/fraud. My daughter reckons the ad campaign was seriously expensive but on Christmas day, my wife opens a funny shped present which turned out to be , yes Cillit Bang. My son had found it in Sainsburys Ipswich so it does actually exist. Not tried it yet as we don't have any seriously difficult dirt etc to shift but will try it soon.

what a name, anagram for "`il bang clit" DAM

This fucker wants the bottle shoving up his arse .. If I knew who he was, ...
He has a problem with his voice, hasnt he? "good as new" sound like someone kicked him in the balls.
Just carry on buying Fairy Power Spray .. and ignore this crap.

God I HATE that ad!

Cilit Bang looks ace!!! I want some, even at the mere age of 15 and 3/4. It was clearly sent from God and is used by higher beings than us mere mortals! Pass the pink foam and clean my pennies!!!

is barry scott a celebrity?
its just he says his name at the start of the ad as if hes famous.

after all, no mere mortal can get pennys so clean.

I would jst like 2 say how much me and my lover Jenny, who i have been with for a long time now, love CILLIT BANG!! the advert is amazing, his expression when he says it, "CILLIT BANG!" makes me and my lover smile every time!! Thank god 4 Cillit Bang!!

I just wondered if anybody has found a script for the advert, as it would be great to do for my A-level english assignment

hey there every1 i thing my partner jenn has already posted a little note on this website but i wud jus like 2 agree wiv everything my lover sed, we absolutely adore Cilllit Bang it is the best cleaner ever for our new love pad in New York - it jus rockz!!!!so awesome lol we don't jus use it in new york tho in all our love pads aussie,england,ireland,scotland(we stay here when my lover goes 2 visit her boyfriend Sam,he doesn't knw bout us being gay yet so DON'T tell him )nyway where was i oh yeh japan,Russia ,The carribean it works in all the different countries perfectly. It was a bit of a problemo getting it onto one of the planes from New Y. tho u knw wot there wiv bout security these days thought me n jenners had sum kind of liquid bomb in it how tht works gawd knws just to warn u tho if u try to take it on the plane like we did (u knw coz plane toilets r so unhygenic these days n i dnt want 2 catch sum kind of disease now ) nyways jus 2 warn u they mite stop u ,ur probs best jus 2 buy wen u gt to the other country!!!
lv ya loadz n loadz not as much as i love jenn tho lv ya jenny
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I bought Cillit Bang from Sainsbury's on Tottenham Court Road yesterday for a staggering £3.20. Was very excited about getting home to try it out and even bought a pair of rubber gloves. I tried it out on the bathroom and kitchen when I got home and after many applications and much scrubbing the results weren't great. Am very disappointed - the only good thing about it is that the actual detergent is pink. Cillit Bang is pants!

Does anyone know if the ad about Cillit Bang uses an American penny or a UK pence?

a uk pence dear

hi i am just writin to say im disgusted by jenny and jenns love affair!i think sam is a brilliant guy and can do better than jenn wil ever be.jenn u just dont no how good uve got it!he can get any1 he wonts (even me!)i love u sam and we could leave jenn and jenny 2gether and live happily ever after!please accept and respond soon.luv all CILLIT BANG!!!fans luv sam lover and lesbo haters!xxxxxxxxxx

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