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Too bloody-well-right! Oh yeah, that includes thecloud wifi too!
Charlie Brooker has some suggestions about lying for fun
Text a friend at random saying: "Wahey! I'm in a HELICOPTER!" Someone did this to me once; it worked a treat. Try it now. Go on.
You and a friend are listening to an unfamiliar song on the radio. Before it finishes, say, "I can't believe this is Charles Dance - the man's lost his mind", then maintain that it is Charles Dance, it really bloody is, honestly, you read about it somewhere. Keep the pretence up as long as you can, despite their protestations, even if it's a woman singing. Say he's recorded it for a cow charity. Get angry if they don't believe you. They will eventually. They always do.
From BBC UK. Bloody idiot, he says to get the troops out now, than changes his mind. How anyone can suggest removing the troops at this stage bemuses me. Whatever youre opinion of the war, you surely cant suggest pulling out the US/UK/Australian troops is a good idea. Especially considering the 300,000 Iraqis that Saddam slaughtered the last time we did that 12 years ago, and the fact that Saddam and his propaganda would see it as winning the war.
I know i promised to try not to mention the war, but some of the anti-war views are just crazy.